STOP!
NEVER OPEN AFTER DARK!
run as fast as you can and don’t look back
[OK]
Question: do you go looking for other people’s mistakes
[a Medusa head lies dead or sleeping in a blood red ocean or desert
larger than the horizon]
to avoid looking at your own?
[a group of men or many-headed Hercules stands in the foreground
assessing her
distance]
Answers, assorted:
THE VIRGO:
you look for any excuse at all to like people who will never like you. I’m just
very gently
calling you out.
THE LEO:
it’s important to remind everyone that you can be simultaneously hot and familiar
with the AP style guide.
THE GEMINI:
it’s not a nightmare in the sense that you’re thinking, but it is medically
disgusting –
THE SCORPIO:
– and for that reason, we had to chop you.
See Also:
Replace [people] with “Snake People”
Replace [now] with “Time of Shedding and Cold Rocks”
See Also:
you’re doing yourself a disservice
if you spend more time upset at having feelings
than just letting yourself feel them.
Week of 2/21 in Scorpio:
Large and everpresent are these feelings.
They lead down a path where there is nothing but
another path.
[cold melting into legibility]
[a patch of ground revealed]
[cries “Oh,”]
Say with me –
Being myself helps end the cycles of suppression.
[a fantasy landscape, stairs leading to an infinite beginning]
What I am is nameless, but it is
good.
Answers, sorted:
I LOVE THE DARK
NO LIGHT NO PROBLEM
Notes:
“STOP”: A sign in the back of the kitchen in what was Panera but is now a COVID-19 testing
site.
“run” – Instagram post by @cuboid.savior, originally posted February 20, 2021.
“other people’s mistakes” / “say with me” / “nameless” – Instagram posts by @gendersauce,
originally posted February 22, 20, and 24, 2021, respectively.
The Virgo, the Leo, the Gemini – Highlights from separate conversations with three friends who
match their astrological signs every so often.
The Scorpio – me, quoting the cooking show Chopped.
“Millennials to Snake People” Google Chrome Extension.
“doing yourself a disservice…” – A conversation about feelings with someone whose
astrological sign was less important to the topic at hand.
“Week of…” – weekly horoscope from @poetastrologers on Twitter, originally posted February
21, 2021.
“Oh,” – A patch of sidewalk in front of the Miller Creative Quad covered in ice.
“I love the dark” – Tweet by @dasharez0ne, originally posted February 21, 2021.

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